Westham67 7:32 Sat Jun 12
Horse fly bites anyone ?
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Its a not new fast food side dish. I am no one to boast but the little cunt did not think I was a horse for my teeth or ears bit me on the neck on Monday night and even I could ow wipe my KNOB on it, Blistered from my neck to the outside of my shoulder and I had to go to walk in hospital to get antihistamines
Wasps , Bees and Hornets go and join the pride march you wankers
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riosleftsock
8:10 Sat Jun 12
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Horse flies are massive cunts
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Westham67
8:21 Sat Jun 12
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I did not see or feel the bite until my neck started blistering at first I thought it was a label on a new shirt scratching
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MrTrentReznor
9:20 Sat Jun 12
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When I was younger I used get loads of bites when we were baling / bringing in the hay.
Last summer I got a bite from one on my calf.
It is still marked.
One was on my arm Wednesday or Thursday & I killed the fucker.
Didn't think he bit me but there is a bite mark where he was when I swatted him.
Evil bastards.
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Westham67
9:24 Sat Jun 12
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I've been stung by a bee and wasps and I never had any reaction other than the sting itself. I still have scabs on my shoulder and neck from the blistering
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Hammer and Pickle
9:29 Sat Jun 12
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Bad but I find black fly bites are worse, especially the first of the season.
Once ended up going to a GP when my hand swelled up into a sort of cow's udder balloon affair. It was a bit disconcerting when he did a double take and the colour drained from his face on seeing it. The poof prescribed me Zyrtec.
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lab
9:37 Sat Jun 12
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I bet that made the booze work
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riosleftsock
9:45 Sat Jun 12
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lab
I believe the fly died of liver cirrhosis. RIP.
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Westham67
9:58 Sat Jun 12
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I know H&P I knew I had blisters on my neck and when I got in and took my shirt off they was red spot on my shoulder the size of a saucer that was blistering
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Hammer and Pickle
10:05 Sat Jun 12
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Dreadful little beasties - hope you’re well 67 mate.
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Westham67
10:12 Sat Jun 12
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Still sore but soldering on as always and thanks
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Aalborg Hammer
8:51 Sun Jun 13
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Get a teaspoon and put it in hot water..when it's hot (but not too hot to cause a burn)put it on the sting and it neutralises the poison
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Swiss.
8:57 Sun Jun 13
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Was bitten by a spider in Lyon. Whole elbow swelled up. I didn't realise spiders in Europe could be so venomous.
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zico
9:10 Sun Jun 13
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If I get bitten on the right leg on the golf course it swells up like an elephants leg. Itches like hell, the pain also kicks in and my skin feels like it's going to explode. Only relief is an ice pack and it lasts a good week or so. If I get bitten on the left leg it itches a tad bar that no problem. The GP can't even work that one out!
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MTC
11:21 Sun Jun 13
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My missus got bitten by one last summer and it was really painful and took over a week to start healing.I was with her and the little bastards were worse than wasps, they kept going for us well down the road.
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gph
11:51 Sun Jun 13
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I feel guilty because when I'm with other people insect life prefers to bite them instead of me.
But only a little bit guilty.
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nychammer
11:55 Sun Jun 13
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Biting files be a pain on the beach if the wind is blowing the wrong way. For some reason they like my fair skin. The bite marks can be very painful too!
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Westham67
2:39 Mon Jun 14
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Same as that Nyc they do prefer fair skin
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SecondOpinion
9:38 Mon Jun 14
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I was stung twelve times on the head by a swarm of wasps, but nothing beats the pain from just one horsefly
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one iron
10:12 Mon Jun 14
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Worked outside all my life,stung by horseflys, hornets,wasps,had to clear about 10 tons of horse shit horse flys done me 3 times in one day,not nice.
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